Let me introduce you to the world's unluckiest vest. It's from the Target Neiman Marcus collection, and I got it a few weeks ago when it went 50% off. And it is unlucky. Or possibly possessed by Satan.
So far, I've attempted to wear it twice, and both times, I missed church--once because I got all OCD about whether my straightener was off and had to turn around and drive all the way back home to check, and once because I didn't read the church bulletin annoucing that there was only one service. SPOILER ALERT! It was not the service I showed up for.
But it is pretty...
...pretty positive it never wants to be seen with me in public.
I will attempt, for the third time, to wear it to chuch this Sunday. If I miss the service, I will know for sure that it is possessed by Satan and will set it on fire in the backyard.