So I got a treadmill over the weekend. Brando was really excited about it. "You needed another place to hang your clothes," he said.
Brando thinks he is so. funny.
I'm just happy that, other than putting this beast together, I've got a less stressful form of exercise. You seriously have no idea how cutthroat mall-walking is these days. I'll be glad when the back-to-school shoppers are...well, back in school.
Then I can go back to just trying to avoid running over elderly people.*
*And by "trying" I mean, I DO NOT run over elderly people. I move out of their way. I'm respectful like that.
UPDATED Post Mall Walk: You know what the problem with mall walking really is? It's that people are not paying attention to what is going on around them. And what's scary, y'all, is that they probably drive like that, too.