My Mom Totally Gets Me

Most of my friends and family know that I am just a little bit in love with Robert Pattinson, the star of the Twilight movies. Especially my mom. She's totally used to being made to watch all this late night appearances, entertainment news interviews, trailers for his new movies--whatever. So when she stopped to run into Publix last weekend and I stayed in the car, when I shouted out at the last second: "Mom, if you happen to see Robert Pattinson dressed like an Amish person with a crocodile slung across his shoulders, would you pick that up for me?..."

...she didn't bat an eyelash.

T

P.S. She came back with it, too. And yes, that is Robert Pattinson and he is wearing a crocodile.