Then when I got home, I put a hat on it. I would've worn the hat to church, but there aren't a whole lot of hats at church. Ok, there aren't any hats at church.
I would like to advocate bringing hats back to church.
On the agenda for next Sunday: Try to stop reading "Apostle's Creed" on the church bulletin as "Assassin's Creed." I don't know why I do that. I don't even play video games.
P.S. There sure is a lot of "s" in the word "assassins."