My Chickie Sweater

When you've had too little sleep, when there's nothing to eat at your house except turkey and cheese sandwiches because you cannot remember each morning to take the stir fry meat out of the freezer to defrost, when you're pretty sure you've permanently injured your lower back from singing along too violently to Rosemary Clooney songs during your daily commute, when you must have pulled a calf muscle in your sleep (which is a pretty awesome accomplishment, if you ask me)....a chicken sweater will make everything feel just a little bit better.

And when the chicken on your sweater is wearing a beret, so technically it's a french hen...well, that's just fantastic.

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